Our intrepid hosts do the impossible yet again. The impossible being giving amazing answers to your relationship questions.

Questions include: How do I get my roommate to stop touching my stuff? What is the worst way you’ve been broken up with? How can I make my roommate’s girlfriend to stop coming over here while she’s gone?

ALSO: Don't do it at the gate, wait.

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Produced by Maggie Smith, Kyle Mantegna, Alex Romero, Mariah Michael, Clark Pavlik
Narrated by Beth Kuhn, Theme Music by Kyle Mantegna & Maggie Smith, Edit Kyle Mantegna

QUESTIONS ASKED THIS TIME:

Alias: Funny in love

In: Ravenswood

I’m ready to tell my bf that I love him. We’re both in the chicago comedy scene, and I want to make my declaration funny. What’s a good way to say I love you but also make it comedy?

Alias: Mine mine mine

In: Denver

My roommate is a good friend of mine, but he doesn’t appreciate...possession. We’re close, so he always feels like he can go through my stuff. But I hate it. We’ve talked about it but nothing has stuck. What else can I do to discourage this behaviour?

Alias: roomie gloomie

In: Chicago

My roommate travels a lot for work, and is honestly rarely home. But her GF still comes over all the time and stays in her room. This really bothers me, because I didn’t sign up for this. What do I say/do to make this stop?

IG: What is the worst way you’ve been broken up with?

Over Skype, muted

[ghost emoji]

Ghosted.

Over email.

At the airport gate while having to take the same flight home.

While looking at a seamless pizza menu, “actually I don’t want pizza, I want to break up.”

On Halloween in a dorm stairwell, dressed as Audrey Hepburn

A friend was broken up with over iPhone notes--she handed him her phone to read it in a starbucks.

They left for Denver and didnt’ tell me!